All hail the newest Scrum Master!
You may feel like you need to bow and pledge your loyalty to me, but that is totally optional. It’s like putting tinsel on the Christmas tree, nice formality but it’s still Christmas without it right? Right? Tinsel and undying devotion to me not withstanding, I passed the gruelling Certified Scrum Master test and am now a Master of the Scrum. If you need details of what honours and privileges that I have obtained (not to mention my obligatory tithe) please go to the Scrum Alliance page. 
I have been working with and around Agile for quite a while now; Avid, Haemonetics (there I was to figure out how to make medical software using agile… and yes it is possible – if not preferable), and now the AGLC. But not until now did anyone have to worship listen to me.
My next stop is Certified Scrum Professional. I need to prove that I have 2000 hours of scrumminess, pass a 3 hour test, and given them $300. The cynical side of me thinks only one part of that matters, but when I fulfil this goal, I’ll have all the power in the universe! Or I might continue down the road and do what I’m good at…. teach.
Until then, please send tithings to this blog and I’ll do my best to be a good Master.
January 13th, 2012 at 3:43 pm
I will give you one sheep every 6 fortnights, my Master.
March 23rd, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Congratulations. I hope the followers are worth the additional headaches.